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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's DictionaryFool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~Chinese ProverbForgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962He who is born a fool is never cured. ~ProverbLet us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark TwainIf every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~Welsh ProverbI hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ~Jack HandeyWe're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese ProverbYou can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham LincolnEven the gods love jokes. ~PlatoThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~Will RogersA man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. ~Henry Louis MenckenA common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~Douglas AdamsIt is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max EastmanDon't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. ~Irish ProverbA sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul FadimanIt is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~Spanish ProverbI have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it. ~Edgar Allan PoeThe aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George OrwellMen reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita RudnerSuppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard ShawReal friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. ~Author UnknownOne thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey