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Friday, April 24, 2009
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Jewell-7 Sun City model
Jewell models some of her prank victoria secret gifts.
Jewell's life is a jewel to all of us who are fortunate enough to be in her circle of influence.
80 years of giving. We are fortunate to have been touched by her life!!!!!!!!
Lynn and Kyle Gallet were the most gracious of hosts.
A good time was had by all!!!!!!!!!!!
Jewell's life is a jewel to all of us who are fortunate enough to be in her circle of influence.
80 years of giving. We are fortunate to have been touched by her life!!!!!!!!
Lynn and Kyle Gallet were the most gracious of hosts.
A good time was had by all!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
no fool like an old fool
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's DictionaryFool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~Chinese ProverbForgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962He who is born a fool is never cured. ~ProverbLet us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark TwainIf every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~Welsh ProverbI hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ~Jack HandeyWe're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese ProverbYou can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham LincolnEven the gods love jokes. ~PlatoThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~Will RogersA man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. ~Henry Louis MenckenA common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~Douglas AdamsIt is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max EastmanDon't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. ~Irish ProverbA sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul FadimanIt is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~Spanish ProverbI have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it. ~Edgar Allan PoeThe aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George OrwellMen reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita RudnerSuppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard ShawReal friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. ~Author UnknownOne thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's DictionaryFool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~Chinese ProverbForgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962He who is born a fool is never cured. ~ProverbLet us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark TwainIf every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~Welsh ProverbI hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ~Jack HandeyWe're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese ProverbYou can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham LincolnEven the gods love jokes. ~PlatoThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~Will RogersA man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. ~Henry Louis MenckenA common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~Douglas AdamsIt is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max EastmanDon't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. ~Irish ProverbA sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul FadimanIt is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~Spanish ProverbI have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it. ~Edgar Allan PoeThe aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George OrwellMen reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita RudnerSuppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard ShawReal friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. ~Author UnknownOne thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey